Dems Declare Iraq Troop Surge A Failure

Well, it's all over...the Democrats told me so. Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi have informed the president in a letter that the three-month old troop surge (which won't be fully deployed for another two months) is a failure and there's no point in waiting to hear from US commander in Iraq, David Petraeus, when he gives his progress report in September. Don't question it! They know best.

As Bender on Futurama would say, "Welp, let's get lootin'!"