Sarkozy Is On A Roll

Sarkozy's UMP has won the first round of parliamentary elections in France which could give his party as many as 470 seats in the 577 member parliament. It appears France is truly ready for change and there's not much left to stop Sarkozy from implementing desperately needed reforms like tax cuts, cracking down on crime, loosening up labor laws and better relations with the good ol' U.S. of A.

It's so bad for the Stalinists in France right now that they may just have to hold a yard sale. Dibs on Lenin's beard!