Mugabe Tells "Elders" To Pound Sand

The best right-wing blog couldn't make this up. There is a need to send some folks to Zimbabwe to see how many people Mugabe is starving. The Will Rogers of Africa, Nelson Mandela, who never met a dictator he didn't like, says Jimmy Carter and Kofi Annan should go. For those not attuned to events of the last 30 years, G-d took six days and six nights to create the universe, and on the seventh day he vomited and out came Jimmy Carter and Kofi Annan. So, getting back to the action, as these two geniuses rang the doorbell, Mugabe slammed the door on their faces.

Don't you love international diplomacy?