I always knew that jerk Einstein was an idiot. Can't go faster than the speed of light? You big dummy!
Everything in the universe has to be rethought? You mean like whether I'm pretty? Hmmmm...
If that weren't enough, I caught this video from Kurt Loder's Twitter feed on the McGurk Effect of sight and sound. It's like a magic trick that your brain plays on you and no matter how hard you try, you can't beat the trick.
I need to go lie down.