UPDATE: Some suggestions from commenter johne2123
Obama necklace: Has a handy option to make it easy to hang yourself when you loose your job.
Obama T Shirt Line: Comes pre-printed with such handy slogans as : Will work for food -- God Bless -- and the always favorite I voted for Obama -- I'll bend over while you screw me!!
Obama Shoe Line: Extra comfort for standing in food lines.
Obama Belts: They come in one size small so that you can not eat too much.
Obama Helmets: Come in handy for all those nights you are hitting your head against the wall for voting for him last time.